this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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