At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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