I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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