Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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