I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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