You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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