FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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