great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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