it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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