so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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