We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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