I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
