plz talk dirty to me
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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