i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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