Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Randomize
