You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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