Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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