ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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