Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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