Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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