That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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