I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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