she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
tell me about the fingering
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