If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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