lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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