You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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