We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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