Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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