called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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