he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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