things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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