I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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