Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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