were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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