shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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