some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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