I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
