is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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