weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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