How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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