we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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