yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
high people should be assigned attendants
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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