these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
