I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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