how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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