So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
