It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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