Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
