Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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