you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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